Monday, August 12, 2013

Storage Space

I have a storage place where I keep some stuff.  Things are in transition now so I've been there more frequently than I used to be.  Yesterday weirded me out. 

It's an internal storage unit at the end of a hallway.  I'm starting to run out of space, so I've been thinking about getting another unit or moving into a larger spot.  I had some items to drop off yesterday and when I lugged the boxes to the end of the hallway I noticed that the unit directly across the hall from me did not have a lock on it.  Naturally, I assumed that it was recently vacated and it would be perfect to rent for my overflow.  I opened the door to have a look at the size.

Much to my surprise there was a homeless looking guy lying on the floor with piles of junk.  I think he was whacking-off.  He turned his head and greeted me like it was perfectly natural to be lying on a storage unit floor amidst piles of stuff penis in hand. 

.....and I thought nothing could shock me at this point in my life....

Mortified and embarrassed I quickly shut the door, dropped of my boxes in my own storage unit and got the hell out of there.  I really don't want to go there alone anymore.  I suppose if some guy wants to rent a storage unit to house his collection of porn and whack-off on a Sunday afternoon it's none of my business.  However, I will no longer be making the trek there without pepper spray. 

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