Friday, August 16, 2013

Boomerang Kids: The Naked Room

Want to keep your adult children from boomeranging home back and forth between jobs, girlfriends/boyfriends, room mate "issues" and the like? Want them to grow up and deal with it?  Are you sick of them coming home and eating all your groceries, drinking all of your beer, and leaving you nothing but piles of laundry and miss-piss toilet bathroom cleaning? 

Simple solution.  Walk around your home naked.

I guarantee they will not want to be home any longer.  They will find other living arrangements immediately - even if they are sleeping in their cars.  What can your adult children (who are supposed to be out on their own) really say?  That you're not allowed to walk around naked in your own home? 

HERE'S TO POWER AND FREEDOM FOR EMPTY NESTERS!!! 


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