Sonoma Couunty Fair

There are entrance requirements for getting into the Sonoma County Fair.  Here is but a sample listing:
1.  You must be 30 pounds overweight;
2.  You must have a tatoo;
3.  You must have 3 small children in tow;
4.  Mexican heritage is desired;
5.  Women must wear shirts three sizes too small and expose belly fat;
6.  Men must wear cowboy hats and white, pointy cowboy boots.