Pharmaceutical companies are trying to take over the world. My 19-year old says it’s the baby boomer generation going from doing acid to doing acid reflux drugs. True.
There’s a pill for everything. There are now cures for symptoms that include everything from sunburn to spinal bifida. The funniest advertisements ones are for Viagra. Now, there’s something society truly needs – more horny old men! What’s the medical necessity for Viagra again????
Anyway, I love it how the television advertisements prompt Viagra-ingesting men who experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours to admit them selves to the nearest emergency room. Hell, I can think of plenty of women who would be more than happy to put that 4-hour erection to good use. Don’t waste it waiting to be admitted to the emergency room. Besides, how are you going to explain yourself upon admission? Just what are you going to say? “Uhhhhhhh I took a Viagra and I’ve had a hard-on for the past 5 hours and it won’t go down.”
Right now I’m picturing a hospital room where there are men lying on the beds in their hospital gowns that are propped up with “tent” poles like a KOA campground;) Now, there's a place where women would be happy campers.
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This entry should have had a spew alert warning on it dearie ~ s'cuz me while I go clean the coffee off my keyboard...
Too funny; and too true!
Those ads don't show in the UK...yet. To be honest the idea of a four hour erection makes me want to go tidy my kitchen cupboards!!!
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