Sorry, I can't bring myself to call her Heather McCartney because she just used him; and therefore, does not deserve to use his name.
Of course, the divorce is all HIS fault and the public just doesn't understand her. Apparently, her team of lawyers didn't understand her either, so she had to fire them all. Brilliant move, sweetheart, I'm sure you're well-versed in legal matters. Did you earn your legal credentials straddling men's laps at strip clubs? I'm sure it's a legitimate, credentialed program and all.........not.
Heather claims Paul is a drunken asshole and is abusive. I don't buy it. And, just for pathetic argument sake, just playing along that the accusations of abuse are true, all the more reason not to give Heather any of his money because she didn't really know Paul very well when they got married -- which is all the more incriminating on her part for marrying a man she hardly knew. She was sure quick enough to say, "I do" however, with no prenuptual agreement and instant celebrity/royal status.
This is the same woman who swore up and down she didn't want any part of his fortune when they were going to get married. Somehow, now that divorce is happening, $50 million just wasn't enough for this one-time topless model. I guess $50 million just won't buy her the boob jobs and plastic surgery she needs to try to attract another sucker.
Sorry, Heather, you're a money-hungry-psycho-bitch. Legally, I don't believe you have a leg to stand on (no pun intended). You'll just have to eke out a living earning money on sub-celebrity, embarrassingly pathetic television shows in the United States like "Dancing with the Stars." Pretty soon you and Fergie will be in late-night advertisements together for Weight Watchers and low-cost automobile insurance.
Attention Paul: You can do soooooooo much better...trust me.
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