Taxes

Let me tell you how it will be
One for you nineteen for me
-- Taxman by George Harrison

I'm sure this time of year I'm not the only American griping about paying yet more taxes. More so than paying taxes, what irks me to no end is how in the hell the IRS comes up with these wacky rules, formulas, and exemptions. As Albert Einstein once precisely stated, "The income tax makes absolutely no sense."

The formulas are so complicated, confusing, and convoluted the IRS doesn't even know how to calculate them! And THEY'RE the ones who write this shit! Think about it. If you're ever audited, you're at the mercy of some pencil-necked, bureaucratic, looser with a power-tripping, hate-filled Hitler complex interpreting the rules in whatever way will give you as much red ass and penalties possible.

Can't you just see above described IRS auditor in action? It goes something like this, "You mean you couldn't figure out that 1.6% of the net adjusted income after gross earnings from the prior three years multiplied by the negatively amortized capital gains from this year minus the three rats asses and collective toenail clippings from the last full moon divided by the 3/8 maximum deduction rule.....

PEOPLE WHO THINK OF THIS SHIT SHOULD BE SHOT! IT DEFIES ALL COMMON SENSE! I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE WHO THINK OF THIS LAME SHIT! Watch out Sacramento and Washington, DC.... Mamma's got gun.