Saturday, January 16, 2016

Why Trump Won't Win

Relax, world, Donald Trump will not win the presidential election.  He is there for entertainment purposes only.  His ego is bigger than his brain, which must be compensating for something (ahem) else.

His voting base is 'white male.'  That's it.  Sorry, Donald, but while remnants of the 'white male' still dominate in certain areas, like Oscar nominations, politics is something else.  You can't shit on an entire voting base and then turn around and want their vote or endorsement -- like women.

However, there is something more insidious than Donald's fascination with botox and silicone implants.  His current wife, Melonoma (or whatever her name is), could be the most clever spy on earth.  See, guys like Donald totally underestimate women.  He views women as nothing more than their being there for his temporary pleasure...until he bores of them and trades her in for a younger model.  He even views his own daughter as a sexual object.

If elected president, he could be giving carte blanche to a foreign spy -- and he's too dumb to think that she could be that smart.

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