Sunday, June 14, 2015

You Know You're In The South When: Jesus, Guns -n- Booze AMEN

A keychain/mini booze flask.  So much for drinking and driving responsibly.
 Jesus socks!!!  Can I get an AMEN????
The National Rifle Association:  Damn straight!  Lock and load. 

No wonder everybody here in the South is fat and slow.  The food is the best ever.  Even ordinary pizza tastes better.  Temperatures hover in the mid to high range of 'miserably hot and humid.'  Even breathing is an effort. 

I can't make this stuff up, people.

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