The New iPhone

Today I was up at the crack of dawn to attend a meeting in San Leandro.  While I was washing the sleep out of my eyes, I turned on the morning television news.  What a mistake.  All I heard over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again was about the idiots camped out awaiting the release of the newest iPhone version .  They had been standing in line for two days.  I doubt they even have jobs.  Just how in the hell do unemployed losers afford $500 iPhones?  No matter.  They will cry in extra pain on cue when examined by the workers' compensation designated doctor to maximize their settlement. 

Anyway....that's not the rant I'm going to go off on today....

When the KTVU Norman Neet the Man on the Street interviewed the workers' compensation/welfare milkers as to exactly WHY they were standing in line for the newest iPhone the answers ranged from:

1.  The new iPhone has fingerprint scanning technology to authenticate internet purchases;
2.  The new iPhone has voice recognition software to authenticate ownership making the digital passcode obsolete;
3.  The new iPhone has retinae scan capability to make sure your Facebook posts are really your own.

OK..... I live near Silicon Valley and deal with their techno-bullshit on a daily basis.  This is my simpleton approach.... why not just have the iPhone suppository micro chip inserted into your ASS as you want to track and account for every phone call, email, text message, internet purchase, facebook post, twitter update, music download, video upload, blah, blah, blah, blah.........

You dumb fuckers are standing IN LINE to have Big Brother track your every move.  Dumb shits.  You all need to develop filters and limits to this modern day wonder...