I'm so glad I'm done. Nothing stressed me out more than child birthday parties. The Bored Moms on Prozac have determined your child's worth as to whom was invited and how much money you spent indulging their obnoxious, spoiled brats at your expense.
When the party is over the Bored Moms on Prozac secretly give you and your kid a "score."
The following morning coffee klutch will be all about what you and your kid did wrong and how "they would NEVER allow such and such to happen at THIER kid's party."
They will lament about how much sugar was contained in the birthday cake, and how Janie was heard using a 'bad word' when she finally stuck up for herself against the passive-aggressive Lily who pushed Janie pretending it was an accident.
Mean Girls is not limited to a movie. They are everywhere. They drive SUV's and are in a neighborhood near you.
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