Saturday, November 5, 2011

Novato, California

This is where Tiburon and Sausalito wannabes live.  See, it's the most northern city in Marin and we all know how much status shit means to these materialistic morons.  Too bad they have not realized that Marin is so 70's and 80's and it's now Sonoma County that is the cool place to live. Shhhhhhhhh please don't tell them as we don't want them all living up here, anyway. 

They are the soccer moms, SUV driving conformists, bland, unoriginal, status-hungry, phoney, blah, blah, blah, blah.... They are mesmorized by bright, shiny objects.  Novato has no soul.  Everything is plastic and phoney.  Even all of their dining establishments suck (reflection of their bland population).  Tell me of one outstanding place to eat in Novato?  I guess they do have a couple of Mexican restaurants as I suppose they all need a central place to scope their cheap labor and then bitch about illegals. 

I suppose the thing that pisses me off about these people is how they somehow think they are better than everybody else.  They will bitch if you car is the wrong color.  They will bitch if their sandwich has avacado in the middle and NOT on the bottom.   They will bitch if their little Lilly doesn't get the teacher for first grade that will totally set Lilly's course for life.  Give me a break, you high-maintenance asswipes. 

Of course, there are exceptions... native residents and long-timers shun the more recents and rightly so. 

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