NHL Cat

My cat should be recruited as an NHL player.  He has the meanest hook shot with his tail.  He is also quite talented with his paws.  Yes, he is a quad-rimentional (is that even a word?) cat.  With the flick of his tail he can sail a bit of dog kibble across the room, bounce off the wall, and have kibble end up near eager, panting pooch thankful for cat's talent.  He is also talented at paw passing from counter to floor glasses, jewelry, or any bit of anything valuable where dog can get mouth on and eat and/or chew to bits.  Cat and dog laugh together as humans disect dog-doo to recover lost items.  Cat is a team player. 

If cat doesn't watch it, he will end up in the penalty box a.k.a.sin bin.