Friday, December 4, 2009

Christmas Brag Letters Part II

Sometimes justice comes served in minute, subtle, portions that only few can appreciate. Today's "Christmas 2009 Brag" photo/letter was one of those days.

Each year we get a "brag photo" from an old acquaintance. See, these are people who are nuveau riche. Each year it's him and her displayed in an exotic location photo of "guess where I've been and don't you wish you were me."

This year's photo featured him and her decked out in their Japanese yakatas doing the white-trash American "tourist" thing in Tokyo as they are about to embark on a traditional Japanese customary evening.

Little do they know the joke is on them.

What the American White Trash do not know is that when wearing a Japanese yakata, the bow is to be in the back. To wear the bow in the front indicates "sexuality for sale." You fill in the rest. American Ken and Barbie defenately had no clue to the local customs.

Typical of stupid Americans.

My hat is off to the Japanese photographer who cunningly pulled off this joke with only a snowball's chance in hell that somebody over here would get it! Very funny!!! I LOVE it.

Today's "White Trash Vacationing in Japan" Christmas card photo clearly indicated as such. Shallow, aging, Barbie is grinning ear-to-ear clinging to her bank account (a.k.a Ken) with her yakata bow right in front (next to her hand dripping in diamonds, I might add). Shallow Barbie has no idea she is being made fun of.

I LOVE YOU, JAPANESE PHOTOGRAPHER!!!! YOU CALLED IT AS YOU SAW IT.

1 comment:

CG said...

Oh TOO funny!!! I love it.