Christmas Rant Part III

Headlines are given to tree-and-ornament haters. Tucked inside today's paper is the story regarding AIG executives not keeping their pledge to return millions in obscene bonuses.

Remind me again what we're pissed off about????

Of course, every thieving, criminal asswipe has some schmuck lawyer trying to twist the obvious into something stupid. Stop. You're just making yourself look bad, Schmuck lawyer.

Here is a sample of schmuck-speak.

"They [AIG executives] have a contractual right to be paid this money. They put in their time, and they have performed all their obligations successfully," said Andrew Goodstadt, a New York lawyer who represents more than a dozen Financial Products employees.

Let's see if I have this right. My tax money is used to bail out greedy executives who fucked up AIG. How is that they performed their obligations successfully again? The executives [again] lied to us and said they would return the money. They did not. The trickle down of this insanity is now supporting this ambulance-chasing lawyer with an ego bigger than his brain.

I say round all the executives up and include their idiotic lawyer, Andrew Goodstadt, and let the firing squad have a field day. The world would be a much better place.

p.s. to Andrew... you much have REALLY sucked in law school to take this case to make a name for yourself. Your 15 minutes of fame are up. You can die now.