Ever get these?
If you do, hit the 'delete' button immediately. Then send a hit man over to the sender's home to have the sender's fingers and thumbs removed to prevent future cluttering of your inbox with: urban myths, pleas for missing children, warnings of toxic rat piss on Pepsi cans, the dangers of stalkers lurking in shopping mall parking lots, friendship 'angels' that demand to be forwarded to everybody in your address book (including the person who sent it to you, or you will die in 5 minutes if you don't comply immediately), and promises of instant riches if you participate in Micorsoft's e-mail beta testing protocol.
To those of you who forward this lame shit, STOP IT! Are you f***** bored or what? Why don't you clean out a closet, scrub your toilet, weed your garden, smoke some pot, call your mother, do SOMETHING other than issue pointless e-mails that are irritating and are a downright nuisance? Don't you know you're giving me carperal tunnel syndrome by hitting the delete button so frequently?
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I love the way you SAY thngs I can only think LOL
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