Saturday, May 2, 2015

House Arrest: iPhones, Androids, and the Apple Watch

You are all under house arrest.  Not only are you on house arrest, you are lining up and PAYING big bucks for it with that Apple Watch.  The Apple Watch technology isn't freedom.  It really is a penitentiary-issued ankle bracelet worn on the wrist that tracks your sleeping, geographical location, heart rate, time spent on the toilet and....beat this...(no pun intended) how many yanks you give yourself when jacking off. 

Don't believe me?  Your iPhone and Android has a setting that tracks where you are, how long you've been at that location, and even blatantly labels where you call HOME based on where you sleep as it assumes that between the hours of 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM that is where you are. 

This information goes into a giant database unknown to you.  If people only understood where all of this information goes they would be shocked.  The Apple Watch is evil.  You don't need to wear a device to tell you when you're exercising. 

Those of you who own iPhones and Androids, educate yourself on how to turn OFF the location identifier which is always a standard app that is automatically activated.  When you see for yourself when you turn it off how the device has tracked your every move you will be creeped out beyond belief.  Do you want your every footstep available for download by a hacker? 

Which leads me to emails.  Do you know there is a method for companies to track if you open their advertisements and such?  If you open an advertisement, they know that you did, indeed, open it.  Therefore, the company thinks they have hooked one and will send you subsequent targeted advertising to sweeten the bait until you finally bite. 

I can't make this stuff up, people.  If you all only knew. 

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