United Way: Corporate Thugs

I hate the United Way.  They are nothing more than thugs and bullies beating up disabled kids on the playground for their lunch money.  You think I'm exaggerating?  I'm not.  Here is a true scenario.

United Way "partners" with corporations for fund raising.  Their version of "partnering" is nothing short of exortion of 'rank and file' hourly workers already struggling to make ends meat to support their own families to donate a certain percentage of their paycheck after being %&(*# over by management.  See, the deal set up with upper corporate management and the United Way executives is to coerce everybody by whatever means possible to extort (oops, I mean donate) money to their slush fund disguised as a cheritable foundation.

Monetary bonuses are given to those corporate managers who successfully coerce 'rank and file' hourly employees to donate a certain percentate of their check.  Managers who refuse the United Way Extortion Game are quietly transfered out of state to some undisclosed location never to be heard from again.

It makes me sick that the United Way preys on hourly wage earners to fund their lucrative non-profit tax loophole using thug-like tactics.  The only ones benefiting are the United Way executives and employees.

For all the money United Way collects and claims that it goes to the "local communites" they claim to serve, point to just *one* local project that bears their name as being an actual donator.  Silence.  The only thing the United Way is successful at is corporate and professional football thuggary and muggary.  The United Way should change their name to "stick-em-up."