Clint Holmes: Demanding Performer

yeah, I saw this Clint Holmes guy in Vegas or Reno or some god forsaken Nevada gambling mecca on a business trip where free tickets were given out to the first 1,000 customers getting bloody mary's at the bar at 8:30 am and included the 'all you can eat seafood buffet'. 

What the hay..... i decided to go. 

Granted, this guy is a good looking oreo cookie.  I'll stop here because things can only digress.  So many references can be made that are better left alone.

When the time for Clint's performance came we, the audience, were "instructed" to clap and cheer as Clint Holmes likes it.  Wait.  What?  Who is the audience and who is the performer?  Since when does the performer get to DEMAND any type of reaction from the audience?  You are a high maintenance bee-atch, Mr. Holmes. 

Sorry, Clint.  You  and Michael may have a nickel that's shiny and new, but I'm sure that's not boding well in to your financial retirement portfolio.   BTW, that's about what your show is worth.  Do not coerce me to clap, cheer, or force accolades onto you. 

Don't be sad, Clint.  On the "do me" scale you're still WAAAAAAAAY ahead of Obama.  LOL