Yes, in the aftermath of the bored housewives on prozac Facebook lameness f****** overload I will create the ultimate media -- social networking for the anti-social. Posting any matter revealing anything personal will result in your fingers being zapped by keyboard causing your manicure to melt. Status updates declaring your undying love in regards to yourself and your wonderful significant other will cause tear gas to emit from your webcam. Yes, we are all gagging and crying, too..... you might as well join in.
No, we don't post much.... we don't WANT to. Posting would mean you would know our whereabouts, and we all know how noid we all are fearing black government vans following us around. Besides, being the anti-social rejects we are, posting would make us more visible -- something we go to great lengths to avoid.
Bottom line: The people who don't post are the ones worth inquiring about. They are too busy living their lives to be constantly hooked to some ego-stroke software app giving constant updates nobody gives a fuck about.
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