Sven's BBQ Sauce

 Only in Minnesota will you find Sven's BBQ sauce.  Here's an actual customer review:

HEY DARE,

YA OK, HERE’S DA FUNDS. THANKS FOR SAVING US FROM HAVING TO CONSORT WITH SOME OTHER INFERIOR, LAME, TASTELESS STINKY, NO FLAVORED, FAKE INGREDIENT, SECOND HAND KETCHUP DAZZLED, PIG PUKE MEAT COVERING SLOP THAT SOME BIG CITY KITCHEN GURU STUMBLED UPON WHILE DRUNK.

LOVE THAT SVEN’S

Bonus points if you know what Uff 'Da means.