Saturday, June 28, 2014

Planned Parenthood

Yes, I donate money to Planned Parenthood.  Why?  Because the biggest time and financial commitment of your life should not be an "oopsie" after a one night stand and a bottle of tequila.  Nor should it be entrapment used by women to make a guy commit or trapping a guy using the "oopsie" excuse.

That crap does not fly with Quiet Rage.  In this day and age there is NO EXCUSE for an unplanned pregnancy.  We all know where babies come from.  Why, pray tell, do people get all warped and act surprised when the proverbial stork is planning a visit?  Unless it's the immaculate conception, you should plan on the possibility of pregnancy any time that penis gets near a vagina.

Duh.

Sorry, but I donate money for FREE birth control for both sexes and unbiased, factual information for those of you who missed out on the birds and bees conversation.  Pretending ignorance and surprise after conception just makes me want to slap you even harder.

The world is already full of stupid people.  Please stop producing more.  I'm donating large sums to mitigate this.  However, only people with brain cells are taking Planned Parenthood up on this.  Unfortuantely, the people with brain cells are not the ones mindlessly reproducing contributing to an already over populated world comprised of mental midgets.



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