Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Trivial Asian Observations

Why do Asian people smell like moth balls soaked in saki?
Why do Asian women wrap themselves like mummies when going to the beach?
Why do Asian people take pictures in parking lots?
Why do Asian people have flat butts?  They have backs with cracks. 
Why do Asian women walk pigeon-toed?
Just to make sure we are all on the same page I hate Godzilla, too.
Mushi-Mushi


 

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