Thursday, August 23, 2012

Nosy Neighbors

Don't you wish they would get a life?  What's the fascination with creeping on me and what I'm doing?  Why do you care about the cars parked outside my house?  Why do you notice what time I come home from work?  Why do you ask about the construction work being done on my house?  Why do you note cross-town family visitors? 

Is your life THAT boring you have to watch mine?  Next time I see you peering into my space I'm going to press my bare ass up against the window.  That should stop your eyes from looking over here - and perhaps burn your retinas. 

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