Petaluma Corn Maze AND 101 Construction! plus... rain

Oh yes, fellow commuters, it's THAT wonderful time of year again.  In addition to the retarded drivers who have never seen a corn stalk nor a pumpkin patch before stopping in the middle of the freeway to stare causing a 17 car pile-up behind them, we have two additional challenges.  Construction on 101 already causes mass confusion as large, brightly colored neon orange signs with LARGE BLACK PRINT USING SMALL WORDS warning of changed conditions that go completely unnoticed by oblivious drivers.  This year we have the additional challenge of early rain, which is like ingesting a pill that induces instant moron-type driving behavior .  Can Sonoma County handle this?   I doubt it.