I was chit-chatting with a lady about a week ago. She was a long-time Sonoma County resident who was lamenting the changes that have taken place in the last 15 years. She whole-heartedly agreed with me: DIE YUPPIE SCUM!
See, we're being invaded by ex-Marinites and other Bay Area home equity refugees turning our once agricultural, homey, small-town culture that was once dominated with feed stores, diners, and guys wearing farmer overalls and a feed cap into a fucking string of over-priced boutiques with guys wearing Ralph Lauren shirts, loafers without socks, and filling parking spaces downtown with European cars with a brag statement around the license place bracket like: UCLA Grad, Jaguar Marin, or some other lame shit. Why don't they just print a generic license plate bracket for these assholes that states, "I think I'm better than you" and be done with it?
YUPPIE SCUM ARE RUINING OUR COUNTY! If you don't believe me, go to the town of Sonoma and talk to the old time locals.
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