Saturday, August 19, 2023

Tesla Drivers

 OMG!  The WORST drivers are those who drive Teslas.  I suppose we can blame part of it as they are, a-hem, self driving.  The old joke used to be:

Q:  What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A:  The BMW has the prick on the inside.

Just watch any a-hole on the freeway these days.  Most likely they are the drivers of a Tesla.  They race up and ride your bumper, veer off and cut off other cars trying to make an exit from the far left lane to the exit ramp on the right, do not take their turn at stop signs.  I could go on and on.  

Tesla drivers should all be lined up and shot.  They think they are superior to everybody else and that their feces does not stink. 

There.  I said it.  I'm waiting for the deluge of hate mail.  The hate mail I will receive will be from whiny Tesla drivers trying to defend their asshole behavior.  The undertone is always that they think they are better than everybody else.  

Well, goooooooody for them.  They want to parade themselves as elite saviors of the environment.  They are far from that.  Their electrical charging costs the environment in ways they don't want to talk about....as does the car battery....in ways they don't want to talk about....the mining of lithium.  They also don't want to talk about the carbon emissions generated from their jet setting lifestyle to stay in a huge mansion that was built on a hillside of greenery that was lopped off to accommodate 10,000 square feet of living space along with a helicopter pad.

Bottom Line:  Those who purport themselves as saviors of the environment by purchasing a Tesla (or any electric vehicle) are the worst criminals of the environment.  Purchasing a Tesla does not erase the effects of airline travel, or any travel for that matter.  

We are all parasites on Mother Earth.   Mother Earth is about to puke us all out, and rightfully so.  We are the virus that is causing her to run a fever (global warming).  We will either kill Mother Earth, or Mother Earth will kill us.  

That's where it's at, people.  And nobody gives a shit if you drive a fucking Tesla or not. 



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