Sunday, October 11, 2015

Text Message Breakup

(sigh) Sadly, texting is such a lame way to end a relationship.  Those who do so should be flogged for social crimes and not allowed to co-mingle in polite society.  It's the spineless cowards' way out.  Think about it.  There was enough intimacy in the relationship for sex to happen, but can't look the person in the eye upon ending things?  Disgraceful.

For those of you who have been on the receiving end of a text message breakup, I'm sorry you had to experience the lowest of the low in the relationship pool.  You have hit rock bottom.  Your relationship prospects can't get any worse and there is no where to go but up.  Trust me. 

Maybe I can make muster a weak laugh out of you while you're licking your wounds from such crass behavior from somebody you had feelings for and thought had evolved beyond the emotional state of a snail. 

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