Sunday, February 10, 2013

California Central Valley: Angry and Bitter



....wait....that's MY job to be angry, bitter and spew hatred.  Who are the people in the California Central Valley and why are they so flipping angry?

This past weekend I went to Fresno to watch the Fresno Monsters, which is the local hockey team.  I did the drive down I-5, cut over on 152 through Los Banos, then did the jaunt south on 99.  It was a learning experience I will never forget. 

All along the roadway were:  Blown out tires, trash, tumbleweeds, taco shops, bail bonds, cash advances with no credit needed, furniture rental places, rummage sales at the corner of intersections, barred windows, immigration lawyer billboards, car accident lawyers that 'se hable espanol', citrus groves, cars on blocks in the front yard, dilapidated farms (for the hired hands for sure), millionaire farms (for the masters), and angry, home-made political signs aimed at what appears to be anybody with a democratic tendency.

It appears these people have a lot in common with Texas as the women over 40 wore bling on their fat asses thinking their bleach-blonde hair was attractive.  They also had rhinestones around their 'mercan'  made car license plate brackets.  Oh, and don't forget to kneel and THANK JESUS for all of our blessings!  You are so BLESSED and LOVED and INCLUDED unless you're a Mexican slave.  Then you are shit.

It was also confirmed by the car at Starbucks with a Texas license plate that blasted Obama as an idiot and championed the secession of Texas from the union.  Please, Texas, hurry up and secede.  Where can I sign the petition to get rid of them? 


The icing on the cake was a sign on Hwy 152 that read, "I want my products made in America, including our president."

Sure.  Fuck you as you drive to WalMart to get your shit made in China.  Fuck you as you use Mexican slaves to do your shit work for you.  

The republican party has become America's embarrassment -- much like the deep south.  Yeah, you really do look that stupid to the rest of the world. 



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