Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons' where:

:) means a smile and;
:( is a frown.

Well, how about some ASSICONS? Here goes:
(_!_) is a regular ass;
(___!___) is a fat ass;
(!) is a tight ass;
(_*_) is a sore ass;
{_!_} is a swishy ass;
(_o_) is an ass that's been around;
(_x_) kiss my ass;
(_X_) leave my ass alone;
(_zzz_) a tired ass;
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass;
(_$_) money coming out of his ass;
(_?_) a dumb ass;
(_jack_) a jack ass.

I wish I could take credit for this. Kudos to the person(s) who put this together. It made me chuckle.