Hi! I moved to Sonoma County and now I don't want anybody else here!

 Here is another thing that pisses me off.  We have the self-proclaimed preservationists who moved to Sonoma County from somewhere else and now they are damning anybody else who wants to mover here.  

These holier-than-thou hide under the one-eyed-snake endangered species and other environmental causes to halt anybody else moving moving here and providing housing.

These self-proclaimed environmentalists have usually pumped out about 4 kids.  Tell me.  Where are THEY supposed to live?  They will need to live in places where trees need to be chopped and rivers damned and valleys paved to make room for them.   Oh, we have not even mentioned parking.  

There are people on NextDoor who constantly complain about growth in Sonoma County.  Here's the irony.  They moved here from somewhere else.  We made room for them.  Now, they want to pull up the drawbridge after THEIR arrival?  How elitist is THAT?  These same people will tell you how democratic they are and love and prosperity for all and blah, blah, blah, blah...........just don't attempt to put any affordable housing, which they loudly advocate for, anywhere near THEM.  

Here's the truth.  They moved here from somewhere else because they could not stand what they voted for and came to Sonoma County for relief from crime, homelessness, vandalism, etc.

Now they are pissed we are calling them on their own bullshit.  

Sorry, relocated SF and OAK libs, we don't want you here.  We also don't want the hairy armpit environmentalists here who demand we pull up the drawbridge conveniently after their arrival.  These people are SO FAKE!  There is one on NextDoor who pisses me off citing all these environmental crimes for the need to build more housing...however....conveniently ignores their own environmental crimes for space (and offspring) they occupy here in town.  Of course, said environmentalist moved here from somewhere else and then ordained herself as the personal environmental protector of Sonoma County. 

Again, Sonoma County has been locked up for over 100 years.  You will never be considered a local.  I don't care how many chickens and sheep you fake newbie ranchers have.  You are all wanna be ranchers thinking that donning a Carhart shirt and seed cap gives you a pass.  

When you show up somewhere with animal feces on your boots (and hands) at a location that shall not be named for fear of transplants turning it into a yuppie tourist trap we may believe you are legitimate.