Are you kidding me? Gift registries for toddler birthday parties? Isn't it enough that we have already contributed to the bridal shower, wedding shower, wedding gift, baby shower, and now they want more for a toddler birthday party with yet ANOTHER gift registry?
Since when are toddler birthday parties on anybody's social radar? Oh, yes, for the self-centered parents! How silly of me. Sorry, but we stopped caring about your toddler after the 1,000th picture of his dirty diapers and spit up that was shoved in our faces with gushes of, "Awwwwwwwwwwww, isn't he cuuuuuuuuute? The pattern he leaves in his diaper resemble works of Rembrandt!"
Everybody thinks their own kids and grandkids are sooooooo special.
Spoiler alert. They are not that special. They are equal to everybody else. What? You're against equality?
Silence. I thought so.
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