Cheddarheads are a real thing. To find out what they are, stay tuned. The five-state area that surrounds my home state of Minnesota consist of: Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Iowa. Minnesota's northern border is Manitoba and Ontario (that's Canada for those who are geographically challenged). The point is that we all have our sibling jokes about Iowa (Idiots Out Wondering Around) and the other places that border Minnesota.
Wisconsin has always been the butt of jokes since I can remember. Wisconsin is famous for their beer and dairy industry; hence, residents are cheddarheads. Wisconsin also harbors some atrocious crimes such as serial murderer Jeffrey Dahhmer. It also is struggling with social issues as of late with the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha and now Darrell Brooks running his car through a holiday parade in Waukesha.
The joke is that people from Wisconsin are brain damaged. Why? They drink the beer which gives them gas, and then they eat the cheese which plugs them up. The gas has no where to escape, so it travels up the spinal cord and wreaks havoc with the brain.
From what I'm reading about Wisconsin, I'm thinking there is legitimacy to this theory.
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