My own little Christmas carol.... here goes
Set to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa (clears throat) a-hemmm
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Christmas decorations Labor Day weekend at Costco
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Halloween with a fully decorated tree
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A mailbox full of catalogs
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Special deals through email
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
flashy cars and diamonds..........
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Shoppers on Thanksgiving Day
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Black Friday Psychos
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Cyber Monday hackers
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Black Friday deals extended
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Cyber Monday deals extended
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Treats no one eats
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
maxed out credit cards
....it's only December 3rd and I've been sick of Christmas since November 8th. This is my little way of coping...i know it's dorky but wrote it in less than 5 minutes just for the purpose of venting
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