A: Virginia traffic lawyer sextuplets.
My son is active military duty in the DC area. Anyway, my son got a speeding ticket. Yes, he was dressed in his military uniform complete with military badge when Officer RedNeck SmallPenis pulled him over for speeding.
Whoop-dee-do. If that's the worst thing he's ever done in his life I think it's forgivable. Pay the fine, go to traffic school, and move on. Whatever.
What I find so interesting is the proliferation of "traffic lawyers" filling my mailbox with their magic wand solutions to wipe his traffic violation slate clean for a fee. In one day, there were six solicitations from Virginia traffic lawyers offering their services in my California mailbox as California is still my son's address of record. I thought spam via snail mail dead.
In talking with my son, he is receiving just as many spam lawyer letters at his Virginia residence. Maybe I'm a little sheltered, but since when were traffic violations open season for any blood-sucking lawyer? I don't recall letters of representation proliferating my mailbox when my son was in an accident a few months back (also in Virginia) caused by a drunk driver who did not speak the English language.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.. I get it...... the uninsured and unlicensed (read: illegal) don't have anything to suck from..... I get the lawyer game. Lawyers only pursue those with perceived deep pockets.
I suggest mandatory sterilization for the entire lawyer breed.
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