More shit lines I've recovered from my diaries in regards to men being bad dates. I can't make this stuff up, people. More men to avoid if they have ever said to you:
1. Should't we be having sex by now? You make the arrangements and let me know.
2. Don't you just love (fill in the blank with movie star/model)? She is the most beautiful woman on earth (note to men: NEVER go goo-goo over another woman in the presence of your supposed girlfriend/wife. It's like having your average dick compared to King Dong).
3. Babe, can we take your car? Mine's in need of maintenance and I don't want to put any more miles on it or use up my gas. I need a full tank for my weekend.
4. I really miss you, babe. You should buy yourself a ticket and come here to have sex.
5. Want to hear a poem/song I wrote for my ex?
6. I don't know what i did wrong.... I lost my ex and now I have (yawn) you. I would do anything to have my ex back and our life like it was.
7. I hate to dine and dash. See you soon? (as he kisses you on the cheek and disappears from restaurant leaving you with tab).
8. Can I borrow money to pay off my ex's engagement ring that she never returned?
Going forward my defense walls will be impenetrable. Honestly, I think I'd be just fine living alone in a one bedroom studio with a bunch of cats. Those women aren't so dumb. At least a cat won't ask for money to pay for ex girlfriends.
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