Saturday, January 1, 2011

Your Blog Still Sucks

At least I know my blog sucks. When I peruse the internet I grow tired of reading profiles of bloggers who "enjoy the beach, interior decorating, reading Oprah Magazine, baking cookies, and making leaf collages out of used kleenex."

Please, feel free to ditch the profile photo of yourself, spouse, and bratty kid(s) in the garden with your dog. It will not make you any more interesting. I want to bash your head against the table. I want to run you over with my car. Plus, I really don't give a damn what your astrological sign is.

Did you also mention how much you love your kids? Like a million times? Gag me.

YOU ARE BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

CG said...

I love my kids...only kidding!!