Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Giant Bee Hive: World Cup Soccer

What idiot thought it would be cute and clever to distribute thousands of little annoying buzzing horns to world cup soccer fans? All we hear in the background is the grating buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Don't they have anything better to contribute to fan appreciation of competing teams? How about another version of the wave? How about variations of face painting? Believe me, anything would be better than the giant bee hive.

I can't watch a soccer match with any volume at all.

The buzzing reminds me of some bad "B" grade movie from the '80's where the Killer Bees from South America crept inside the US border and devoured unsuspecting campers on the US/Mexican border. Didn't they also make a Saturday Night Live skit out of that as well?

I think the annoying, horn blowing buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing offenders should be required to insert horn into ass to see if said buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing will make similar sound. If not, shove up ass a little farther. Repeat as necessary.

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