How many of you out there have ever been to an Oakland Raider game? Come on now, there is no shame in admitting dressing up in black and silver and knocking out most of your own teeth to fit in. It's kind of fun. The entire parking lot looks like a homeless camp complete with fires burning in garbage cans.
Oakland Raider tailgate parties are second to none. If you have a death wish, parade around the parking lot in the opposing team's jersey. You will soon be covered in beer and whatever else they decide to throw at you. That's if you're lucky.
The last Oakland Raider game I went to involved a tailgate party. The problem with tailgate parties is that a bathroom is not convenient. This is more of a problem for ladies than for the men. One guy decided that any attempt at looking for a bathroom was just too much effort so he just yanked down his pants and pissed a huge puddle right in the middle of the parking lot.
Anyway, a few cars down from us a family was tossing a football around the parking lot playing catch. Lo and behold a toss was missed and the football rolled right into the middle of this puddle of piss. They boy, who must have been about 5 years old, just ran over and picked it up and started tossing it around! GROSS OUT!!!!!!
Then.... his mother called for him to come and eat. DOUBLE GROSS!!!
1 comment:
YUCK!! I remember an email about the Raiders/tailgate parties you sent me years ago...so funny!!
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