Suit and Tie

Would somebody please close the coffin on the suit and tie?  The only guys who still wear suit and ties are uptight east coasters with a career in finance or banking.   The suit and tie is so symbolic of the 80's greed era.  Only money-hungry financial ripper-offers wear them to swindle you out of your money OR to compare themselves to other ripper-offers how much $ they have.  

Suit and tie = you are trying to swindle me out of my $ with a fast talking line of b.s.

Suit and tie = you are a crook that is not yet in jail

Suit and tie = you are a politician filling me full of what diapers are full of.  Politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason. 

I suppose the suit and tie still has a place at weddings and funerals....barely.  Other options for men's clothing have come onto the scene that do not scream up-tight-@ss-hole-money-ripper-offer-jack-@ss-prick-most-likely-peddling-life-insurance-or-hot-stocks.  

In my little town in Sonoma County anybody who wears a suit is immediately suspect.  We know they are not from here.  We know they are scoping out opportunity to make money.  We are nothing but a potential profit for them.  I'm going to resurrect a term from yesteryear.  Anybody who wears a suit around here is a carpetbagger.  Look up the term if you don't know what it means.  If you have to look up the term, and you are wearing a suit, you ARE one.  

We will take our flip-flops, Hawai'i shirts, surf boards, golf attire, sunglasses, sundresses, Grateful Dead paraphernalia, water bongs, and everything else that makes us California bums over the monetary ravenous suit and tie crowd.  

Oh, this excludes the L.A. crowd.  They are in a class-hole all unto themselves.  They can't be in the sun for too long, or their fake, plastic selves will melt.