Monday, June 6, 2011

Sarah Palin or Brittany Spears: What's the Diff?

America's facination with stupid women stumps me. I guess all is needed is a pair of tits and a skirt above the knee to warrant a bus media frenzy tour following of semi-evolved citizens, and also a 'come back' tour featuring our favorite brainless, home-grown bimbos -- Sarah Palin and Brittany Spears.

American Woman - stay away from mee-hee. American Woman -- mamma let me bee-hee.

Now Palin proclaims she was right about Paul Revere. Cough. Ahem. This is the same woman who believes man walked with dinosaurs -- and people BELIEVED her (that is the scary part). Please. Go back to Alaska and view Russia from your office window. Make sure there is a hungry bear in the vicinity. Don't you have a meeting with the same dude who predicted the world was going to end a couple weeks ago because GOD SAID SO?????

As for Brittany: A bleach-blonde-tampon-string-showing-vacuuous shell with no real talent. Technology made you, sweetie. Technology will destroy you, sweetie. Anybody can put together catchy auto-tune melodies with your altered voice 15 year-olds will devour for the next three months. Then what. When your drug money runs out, who will be your sugar daddy? You and that Miley Cyrus or whatever her name is can get together and talk about 'glory days.'

2 comments:

Mich said...

The mere thought that the moose shooter chick had or even still has the slightest chance of being in office scares me to death.

Anonymous said...

only difference... fake tits.