The other day I received a ream of paper in the mail regarding a lawsuit where I may be a beneficiary of a supposed settlement. The jack-ass lawyers took over 300 pages of fine print to convey a message that would have better said with 5 words or less. What is the purpose of dragging out and confusing people with their jargon? Are they trying to justify their $225 per hour?
In order for me to be considered for the settlement, I need to fill out and submit 30 pages of forms and also include: original samples of my dog's shit from two years ago, proof of confirmed sightings of Elvis, hair follicles from Jimmy Hoffa, and my pap smear results.
Who writes this shit? They should be shot.
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