Friday, April 14, 2023

Hi! We just moved to Sonoma County from SF/Berkeley/Oakland/San Jose

 If I see one more post on NextDoor about somebody relocating here from the greater Bay Area I'm going to puke.  They all say, "Oh, we just moved to Sonoma County from SF and we love it soooooooo much!"

Really?  Fuck you.

You will be one of those annoying fucks who move here and then bitch about everything that makes Sonoma County the place that it is - including the Petaluma Raceway, the Sonoma Aroma, crowing roosters, and cow shit.  This includes all the annoying fucks who move here from Marin as well.  

All you transplants can't handle what you voted for in SF and are arriving to Sonoma County en masse.  

Hint:  Sonoma County has been locked up for over a hundred years.  You will never be considered a local.  Please, leave and drive your fucking Tesla off a cliff.


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