Wednesday, February 2, 2011

New Political Party: National Pig Party

We have the donkeys representing the democrats. We have elephants representing republicans. If you want me to be blantantly honest, there is not much that separates the two. We should just consolidate the two parties and have the National Pig Party.

If you really think about it, there is no difference between the democrats and the republicans. They are more alike than they think. The difference is only this: Democrats want free government handouts for freeloaders, slugs and peeons, and repulicans want free government handouts for subsidies, corporations, and tax loopholes galore.

Let's just cut to the chase. Both democrats and republicans are dependent on the powerful authority of government taxation imposed on the masses for their own benefit.

Consolidate the two major political parties and create the National Pig Party. Taxpayers exist only to supply feed to the trough the National Pig Party craves.

I have yet to see a "staunch republican" refuse medicare when they reach of age, or bailout money for their grossly mismanaged corporations while raking in obnoxious bonuses (or farm subsidies). Yeah, you're anti-government alright. You depend on your handouts more than a welfare mom with 12 kids -- AND you're more expensive.

I have yet to see a "progressive liberal" finally reach a point of self-sufficiency and decline any more government parenting. More is always needed. Nothing is ever enough. You all take the cake with your incessant whining about how hard you have it. Grow up and take responsibility for yourselves. You made shitty choices, so suck it up.

The National Pig Party realizes how everybody just wants free money from somebody else. Hey, I call it as I see it.

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