Michaelangelo's David as Porn

This is for the official human resources "Bizzaro" file. I swear to God I'm going to get a t-shirt that states: I have officially seen and heard it ALL. NOTHING SHOCKS ME! No shit.

I have received a formal sexual harassment complaint from a male employee that the display of Michaelangelo's David from the secretary's digital photo frame on her desk was creating a "hostile work environment."

Give me a break. I swear to God some people need to be beaten to death. He is one of them.

Let's put this story into context. The guy complaining about Michaelangelo's David being "porn" was busted by this same secretary for using the company computer for viewing and printing catalogs of porn and soliciting prostitutes on Craig's list and eBay -- on company time and company property. The dumb-ass guy should be thankful he still has a job.... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Like so many other dumb fuckers who should be wiped off the face of the earth and their gene pool with them, he had to carry on and did not know when to shut the fuck up.

The complaint went something like this....

"You should know that Sally Secretary has a picture of male genitals IN YOUR FACE on a digital camera frame located near her computer desk," states DumbAss who is lucky he still has a job.

"AND I was diligent enough to take a photograph of it," added DumbAss.

"Hmmmmmmmm," thought myself and my collegue investigating the complaint.

DumbAss went on describing the "male genitals in your face" in the digital picture frame located at the secretary's desk and how "offensive" it was especially in light of the discovery that DumbAss was viewing porn on his company computer. HOW COULD SALLY SECRETARY DO IT???? How could she have such pornographic material at her work station after lodging such a complaint?

DumbAss never did tell us that the "porn" he was subject to was Michaelangelo's David. That small detail was left out until we interviewed the accused secretary.

Who judges what is art and what is considered porn? I don't know. All I know is that nudity is nudity and what others find "art" others find "offensive." Any and all nudity in the office, even that considered classical art, needs to go. I'm sick of people trying to play lawsuit lottery with me.