I don't know about you all, but I love fair season. It's where carnies mingle with WalMart shoppers. Plus, there's something very entertaining about seeing a 4 year-old kid with a mohawk and tattoos riding around on his dad's shoulders who is also sporting a mohawk-mullet and tattoos.
Pay to see the Fat Lady? No way... don't waste your money. She is every third person sporting tight, pink sweats exposing flabby midriff and accentuating every dimple of cellulite. She will be gorging on a gigantic corn dog and guzzling beer. She will most likely also be sporting a mohawk and tattoos with a four-year-old in tow. Don't know what fun house mirrors they looked in prior to leaving the house thinking they looked hot, but said mirrors should be shattered immediately.
'Has been' bands from the 70's and 80's??? AWESOME! I finally get to see and appreciate music without the super-expensive ticket price, groupies, traffic jams, long lines for bathrooms, etc. It's all up front, close, and personal.
Just think y'all.... with the completion of the Rohnert Park casino we will have this top quality fun 365 days a year! Pass the beer and cotton candy!
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