Second Thought: Romney - Keep Mouth Open

On second thought, I think Romney should keep his mouth open as it truly demonstrates the jackass he really is.  Or is his name RAMney as he likes to RAM it up others' butts -- as all the while he is smiling and batting his eyes. 

Whatever.

Romney is a privileged, white, out-of-touch-robo-dork who has NO clue what it's like to grow up without "daddy's bank account" and name. 

Tell me, Mitt, who would you be without your Dad financing you from birth?  Oh, I'm sorry, Mitt.....I could not understand your response as you were gagging on that silver spoon in your mouth.  We don't need another spoiled, clueless, baby junior in the White House.  Bush et al was enough. 

Give me somebody who came from nothing.  I have no respect for those of born privilege.  Sorry, but your sad sack excuse of a running mate, Paul Ryan, is nothing more than a lame attempt to put on the appearance of being for the working guy.  Wow.  Ryan wants to gut unions.  Tell me again how you're for Wall Street bailouts for millionaires? 

What Republicans Are Doing Wrong

1.  Gawd.... they are sooooooo white and dorky;
2.  They are men, white, and dorky;
3.  They are white, dorky, men;
4.  They are dorky, OLD, white men;
5.  They wear suits.  Nobody wears suits unless you're a slick Wall Street scumbag trying to swindle;
6.  Get a cool hair cut.  The comb over is so.... well.... OVER.  
7.  Their wives are submissive baby factories not allowed to think for themselves;
8.  Ditch the Bible quotes and Christian right-wing nut jobs.  You could attract moderates if you did not grovel to that retarded voting base;
9.  Stop driving Dodge mini-vans with WWJD stickers on the back and your stupid-ass stick family decals on the rear window.  
10.  Do you have a political satire show that's actually intellectual and FUNNY?
11.  REMOVE STICK FROM ASS!