Korea

Everybody is in jubilation about "peace" on the Korean peninsula.  North Korea is finally seeing the light is what they all want us to think. 

South Korea has been an ally of ours for decades now.  Yes.  Everybody put down your arms and breathe. 

Not so fast.

North Korea has a very disciplined army and will die for their leader.  The terrain is mountainous and dangerous, which makes ground combat very difficult.  The only way to "win" a war with North Korea would be to nuke them.  I can hear the roar out there from you all.  "So what?"

Here's the problem.

We can't nuke North Korea without South Korea getting caught in the crossfire.  If we bomb North Korea, we bomb South Korea because of geographical reality.  South Korea becomes a casualty.  Our atom bombs are not smart enough to cut out and spare South Korea, our allies.  

Both South Korea and North Korea know this.  They are forming an allegiance for fear of us, not because they woke up one morning deciding to finally get along. 

Blood is thicker than water.  Watch out.  This is a grand display. 

From Korea to Belgium to France

I blogged back in October-ish about how I'm going to Europe this summer for a while.  I even wrote that neither hell nor high water was going to stop this trip even if WWIII breaks out.  Well, I'm afraid that's not too nuts of an assessment to make.

I'm not surprised by anything that's going on in the world scene.  My employer has had France and Belgium slated for a destination way before the proverbial feces hit the fan to the public this past 4 months with the Paris bombings and now Brussels.  It was just a matter of time.

Like Kim Jung-un and North Korea isn't enough to keep us all occupied.  However, I think Kim Jung-un runs on a slightly different wave of mentally ill and military structure than ISIS.

Now it's the texts asking me if I'm scared to go to France, Belgium, and the Netherlands.

Watch the presidential republican candidate of he-who-shall-not-be-named have a field day with this as today is Arizona's primary.  Porous borders is Arizona's battle cry.  I can't sit here and say they are without merit in their concern about what slimes up north into the US from the Mexican border. 

Korean Adventure

You have exactly .002 seconds to guess the country this flag flies over.  Failure to answer correctly will result in immediate death by Kim Jong-un.  There is a HUGE difference between North and South Korea.  Don't get caught on the wrong side of the border.  BTW, Kim Jong-un is exactly like the movie "The Interview" depicts....only worse. 

North Korea: Kim Jong-un

Would somebody PUH-LEEZE stroke this fat boy's ego so he can relax and believe that he's a world force to be reckoned with and we promise to take him seriously (snicker, snicker).  SNICKERs!!!  OMG!!!  I said the magic word!  Hide that candy bar FAST before Fat Boy launches a nuke.  On second thought, give him the snickers bar because Kim is not Kim when he's hungry. 

Based on the looks of him, the only 'stroking' he's getting lately is with his own hand.  Look at the above photo.  He's proving to the world that his palm is not yet hairy.

Why he's so voracious about running a repressed, shit-hole, third world country is beyond me. I'm sure the North Koreans are just longing to defect..... we have snickers bars.  Take note.