Seems like I attract assholes, losers, and users. I'm working on that. I've been bitching about shit boyfriends and the worst lines on earth. Here's the number #1 of all time
I used YOUR money to hire prostitutes, but I REALLY LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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Saturday, January 26, 2013
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Shit Boyfriends
More shit lines I've recovered from my diaries in regards to men being bad dates. I can't make this stuff up, people. More men to avoid if they have ever said to you:
1. Should't we be having sex by now? You make the arrangements and let me know.
2. Don't you just love (fill in the blank with movie star/model)? She is the most beautiful woman on earth (note to men: NEVER go goo-goo over another woman in the presence of your supposed girlfriend/wife. It's like having your average dick compared to King Dong).
3. Babe, can we take your car? Mine's in need of maintenance and I don't want to put any more miles on it or use up my gas. I need a full tank for my weekend.
4. I really miss you, babe. You should buy yourself a ticket and come here to have sex.
5. Want to hear a poem/song I wrote for my ex?
6. I don't know what i did wrong.... I lost my ex and now I have (yawn) you. I would do anything to have my ex back and our life like it was.
7. I hate to dine and dash. See you soon? (as he kisses you on the cheek and disappears from restaurant leaving you with tab).
8. Can I borrow money to pay off my ex's engagement ring that she never returned?
Going forward my defense walls will be impenetrable. Honestly, I think I'd be just fine living alone in a one bedroom studio with a bunch of cats. Those women aren't so dumb. At least a cat won't ask for money to pay for ex girlfriends.
1. Should't we be having sex by now? You make the arrangements and let me know.
2. Don't you just love (fill in the blank with movie star/model)? She is the most beautiful woman on earth (note to men: NEVER go goo-goo over another woman in the presence of your supposed girlfriend/wife. It's like having your average dick compared to King Dong).
3. Babe, can we take your car? Mine's in need of maintenance and I don't want to put any more miles on it or use up my gas. I need a full tank for my weekend.
4. I really miss you, babe. You should buy yourself a ticket and come here to have sex.
5. Want to hear a poem/song I wrote for my ex?
6. I don't know what i did wrong.... I lost my ex and now I have (yawn) you. I would do anything to have my ex back and our life like it was.
7. I hate to dine and dash. See you soon? (as he kisses you on the cheek and disappears from restaurant leaving you with tab).
8. Can I borrow money to pay off my ex's engagement ring that she never returned?
Going forward my defense walls will be impenetrable. Honestly, I think I'd be just fine living alone in a one bedroom studio with a bunch of cats. Those women aren't so dumb. At least a cat won't ask for money to pay for ex girlfriends.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Manly Men
Personally, I prefer men who don't have the asshole personna..... However, some men think that putting forth such an attitude makes them attractive and masculine. I don't think so.
Here's to men who are NOT assholes -- CHEERS -- don't ever think acting like a bad ass adds to "manliness" because is doesn't. It just makes you look like an ass.
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