Heather Mills Money Hungry Psycho Bitch

Sorry, I can't bring myself to call her Heather McCartney because she just used him; and therefore, does not deserve to use his name.

Of course, the divorce is all HIS fault and the public just doesn't understand her. Apparently, her team of lawyers didn't understand her either, so she had to fire them all. Brilliant move, sweetheart, I'm sure you're well-versed in legal matters. Did you earn your legal credentials straddling men's laps at strip clubs? I'm sure it's a legitimate, credentialed program and all.........not.

Heather claims Paul is a drunken asshole and is abusive. I don't buy it. And, just for pathetic argument sake, just playing along that the accusations of abuse are true, all the more reason not to give Heather any of his money because she didn't really know Paul very well when they got married -- which is all the more incriminating on her part for marrying a man she hardly knew. She was sure quick enough to say, "I do" however, with no prenuptual agreement and instant celebrity/royal status.

This is the same woman who swore up and down she didn't want any part of his fortune when they were going to get married. Somehow, now that divorce is happening, $50 million just wasn't enough for this one-time topless model. I guess $50 million just won't buy her the boob jobs and plastic surgery she needs to try to attract another sucker.

Sorry, Heather, you're a money-hungry-psycho-bitch. Legally, I don't believe you have a leg to stand on (no pun intended). You'll just have to eke out a living earning money on sub-celebrity, embarrassingly pathetic television shows in the United States like "Dancing with the Stars." Pretty soon you and Fergie will be in late-night advertisements together for Weight Watchers and low-cost automobile insurance.

Attention Paul: You can do soooooooo much better...trust me.

Can't Buy Me Love

Allow me to digress into the world of celebrity divorces for a moment. For the most part, I don't care about which celebrity marriages are ending in divorce at all. I do, however, take exception to Paul McCartney and that Mills psycho-bitch he married. I don't follow it blow by blow, I just listen when I hear or read clips on the news. I'm an avid Beatles fan, what can I say?

I was saddened when Paul's first wife, Linda, died a few years ago. I do have to give them both credit for a long marriage and staying together -- especially in the spotlight.

Paul's choice in Heather seemed a bit sketch from the git-go. I could have told him that she was nothing but a money leach and would try to suck every bit she could out of him. Now she's using their daughter as a pawn. Sick.

Paul, you're 65 and that Mills bitch is 40. You mean to tell me that "gold digger" didn't flash through your mind at all? You were either insanely in love, or completely stupid -- maybe a dash of both -- like stupidly in love. Gullible to the core, aren't you? Well, who can hold that against a man who loves with his heart and not with his head? I think you were using the wrong head, but who's perfect? Wish there were more men like you.

Here's your dating rule for the day: Do NOT date women who are younger and have less money than your children. Yes, Paul, I realize that puts me out of your dating pool (so sad *sigh* another lifetime, perhaps) but your fans in the universe truly want you to have a mate who really cares about you and is not using you for your money.

Well, Paul, sorry you have to go through this messy divorce. Better you find out now that Heather is a manipulative schiz-oid than when you're 80+ years old and she pushes you down a flight of stairs in your wheelchair.