Separation and Growing Pains

I'm at a crossroads in my life.  My kids are just about grown and now I have to figure out what I'm going to do with the rest of my life.  I'm still young.  Shall I delve into the business world?  No, I've seen the devils in business suits.  Shall I delve into politics?  No, I prefer my bullshit fresh and steaming so I can at least put firecrackers in it like a birthday cake and watch it blow up.  Midwest entertainment...For real.

What does that leave me with?  I'm too cynical for religion, and I'm too softhearted to be agnostic.